The Old Library Theatre will present "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" at the Fair Lawn Community Center this weekend and next weekend. The shows start at 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday. Tickets are available from their website.
The Fair Lawn Police Department will be accepting residents' old, unwanted medication as part of the DEA's Operation Take Back from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday.
Fair Lawn will hold a Halloween parade at Memorial Pool starting at 10 a.m. Saturday.
The Fair Lawn Jewish Center will hold the free monthly "little sparks" program for kindergarten students from 9 to 10:45 a.m. Sunday. To register, email email@example.com or call 201-796-7884.